trips to the bank; a montage; Urshanabi's Thorn; an unusual use of a door

FADE IN:

INT. BANK ‚ DAY (1962)

JOHN WAYNE GUELPH, 6, is dressed in a cowboy costume reminiscent of Howdy Doody. He is in line for the teller, holding his FATHER's hand and watching an OLD MAN work on a door off to the left. Father holds a pink piggy bank. John is focused on the door, until his father tugs on his hand and leads him up to the teller window.

TELLER
Good morning! And how are we today?

FATHER
Just swell! My boy here would like to open up a savings account with you folks.

Father sets the piggy bank on the ledge before the teller window.
FATHER
We've counted out thirteen dollars and eighty-two cents, and we've checked it four times for accuracy. Isn't that right, John?
John hasn't been paying attention: he's still fixated on the old man, who has just locked the door and dropped the key into his pocket.
TELLER
Well, I've just got some paperwork for you to fill out, and then you're on your way to a college fund, young man!

FATHER
John? What do we say?

Father taps the counter and gives his son an expectant look. John reluctantly snaps to attention.
JOHN
Great!
As the teller begins assembling the forms, John glances off to the left again. The old man is nailing a sign to the door: it reads THIS DOOR IS NOT TO BE USED AS AN ENTRANCE OR AN EXIT.
FATHER
Ready to use that John Hancock of yours, Johnny?
John looks up from his father to the counter, which is too high off the ground. Father takes him around the waist and lifts him up to the teller window.

INT. BANK ‚ DAY (1964)

John, now 8, is on his knees in front of the door, squinting through the keyhole. Without warning, he jerks backward and leaps to his feet. He scrubs his eye. Father is in line for the teller again.

FATHER
John!
John joins his father in line, blinking and wiping at his eye.
FATHER
Something happen?

JOHN
No.

TELLER
Next!

Father Guelph and John conclude their business at the window, exit the bank and get into their car. John slumps into the passenger seat and gazes out the window. Father turns on the radio. "I Feel Fine" by the Beatles plays as Father turns on the engine and pulls out of the parking space.

EXT. HIGH SCHOOL ‚ NIGHT (1974)

A car waits in front of a high school. A "CONGRATULATIONS CLASS OF 1974!" banner hangs across the face of the building. John, now 18, and his friends PETE, TOMMY and GORDON run down the front steps of the school and pile into the car.

INT. CAR ‚ NIGHT

BILL is driving. He turns around and grins at his passengers.

BILL
Ready to do a little burning?

JOHN
Rubber or weed?

Everyone laughs. Bill shifts gears and hits the gas. They zoom away.

INTERCUT CAR INTERIOR AND CAR TRAVELING THROUGH LANDSCAPE

GORDON
So like I was saying ‚ you're fooling yourself big time, Guelphman. There's nobody short of the Hulk who could take the Thing on ‚ it'd be sheer carnage without the fun of an actual fight!

TOMMY
What about Magneto? He just used his powers to make an earthquake and stuff ‚ he could probably kick Thing's ass. Blast him to pieces!

GORDON
Oh please. That's Claremont being a whacko. You can't trust anything that guy does anymore.

JOHN
I think you're wrong. Beast could take him.

GORDON
McCoy? Are you kidding me?

JOHN
Agile, strong, super intelligent? What's not to like? Anyway, you never said it was just brawn. Beast has definitely got the edge on the Thing brains-wise. Just 'cause he's one of the original lineup doesn't mean he doesn't have some tricks up his sleeve.

SERIES OF SHOTS

A) John moves into his college dorm room

B) John takes an exam in a full classroom

C) John laughs with a group of FRIENDS

D) John kisses a GIRL

E) John and friends toss up their caps at graduation

F) John, at the alter, kisses his NEW BRIDE

G) John shakes hands with his NEW BOSS

H) John, with his wife and BABY in his arms, looks at their new house

INT. BANK ‚ DAY (1998)

John, now 42, waits patiently in line for the teller window at the bank. His eyes don't wander, though little has changed since he was a boy: the sign, for instance, is still up, though faded. All of a sudden, armed ROBBERS appear in the lobby.

ROBBER
Nobody move! I'm warning you! Who's in charge? Get me the president! Everybody else stay still!
All the customers drop to the ground. Some robbers drag the PRESIDENT out of his office and hold him in front of the RINGLEADER.
PRESIDENT
What is it you want from me?

RINGLEADER
Where is Urshanabi's Thorn?

PRESIDENT
I don't know what you're talking about!

RINGLEADER
Stop lying! You are the ruler of this place! Where is it kept?

PRESIDENT
I ‚ that's confidential! Whatever it is, the client has the right to ‚

Suddenly, John jumps to his feet and bowls through the crowd of robbers toward the door. Before anyone can stop him, he rips the door off its hinges and spins with the flat side out, knocking the robbers unconscious. The lobby is silent: everyone is staring at John, who drops the door and stares at his hands.
JOHN
How did I...?
Someone from the other side of the doorframe clears his throat. John looks up: it is the old man from his youth, unchanged.
OLD MAN
(grumpy)
Well, it took you long enough.
The old man calmly walks out of the room and into the lobby. John points, flabbergasted.
JOHN
But ‚ you ‚ the sign ‚ on ‚

OLD MAN
(quirks an eyebrow)
What? That door?

John nods, still in shock. The old man shrugs, and walks away. John looks back at the room from which the old man came. In it is a plastic kiddie-pool filled with murky water and overgrown with reeds.

BEGIN FLASHBACK

INT. BANK ‚ DAY (1964)

Eight year-old John kneels before the keyhole and peers through it. He can just make out a strange sight: the room is bathed with light, and there seems to be a river running through it, replete with rushes and other plants. Sunlight dances on the surface of the water. A SNAKE rears up in front of his eyes, hissing and spitting, and John jerks back.

END FLASHBACK

INT. BANK ‚ DAY

John turns toward the old man.

JOHN
What's your name?

OLD MAN
(without turning or stopping)
Utnapishtim. Now if you'll excuse me, I need a beer. Take care of that door, will you?

John looks down at his feet, and at once tries to pick the door up and set it back in its frame. The only problem is that the door is now somehow bound to the floor. It swings open, and at John's feet is a view of a marsh by a river. In the distance are the shapes of ziggurats. John gasps, and drops the door so that it slams shut. He looks up at the rest of the customers.
JOHN
What's going on here?

FADE OUT.


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